Friday, January 30, 2009

Sniffles, Yaks, and the Crud

I know I've been a little M-I-A lately. I apologize to all 4 of you who followed me to this new site. I know how much you've missed my amazing punctuation and intelligent wit... heh. (Seriously now, where did everybody else go? Are you out there....lurking? That's kinda creepy, ya know. The crickets have been getting a little loud as of late...cheeky little buggers.)

The last couple of weeks have blessed my family with croup, colds, flu, stomach bugs, and sinus infections. I've pretty much cleaned up every body fluid known to man (and some that I'm swearing must be brand new) at least twice. And I got to enjoy at least two of these illnesses at the same time whilst getting my poor tooth crowned. Fun fun fun! You're so jealous. I can tell.

I'm really not exaggerating about the sheer amount of germs we've dealt with recently, so don't come around yet unless you'd like to partake. I'm not done disinfecting this petri dish. We haven't had bird flu yet, so I guess I'm feeling okay about it all.

I actually have done some writing (mostly in my head of course), but the sick yuck that my family has been fighting for weeks has turned my brain to mush. I've managed to forget, delete, or generally make a mess of everything I've attempted. I thought it best if I just move along. Watch out for a nice little burst of posting to shortly follow. Now that I'm on the mend, I'm ready to let it all out....

hopefully this time in a more coherent fashion.


  1. I hope you're good by Sunday. I don't want vomit fest 09 to follow me to MD.

  2. #1 how come I've never seen your blog!?! You are so very witty.

    #2 Why is it I am not on your "people cooler thatn me list"?

  3. Have no fear, you are now among the cool people, dear. You'd have been there sooner, but I just found you yesterday.

    As for why you've never seen my blog? I'm a big ole scaredy cat and kept it private for over a year on myspace. With the big talk, it had to go away...sigh. So here I am. Welcome back anytime!

  4. You crack me up, Kitty. Thanks for the humor!! Hope you, Dave, and the kids are doing well!


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